Man creates chaos by putting all his exes in a WhatsApp group
Once an ex, always an ex! That is the modern rule of dating; a fashion adopted by many lovers in today’s age. The rule entails being incommunicado with your ex-partner, at least for years, if not a lifetime.
Well, this phrase does not apply to one British lad named Tom who decided to initiate a conversation with four of his ex-lovers – all at the same time. He added them to a WhatsApp group and sent them a festive message wishing them a drunken ‘Merry EX-mas’.
Expectedly, the WhatsApp conversation was awkward, hilarious and full of mutual accusations.
For two of Tom’s ex-partners the conversation went down like a lead balloon. One left the conversation in revulsion without saying a word.
But one of them found the entire exchange hilarious – and even ended up agreeing to go on a date with courageous Tom.
He began the atypical conversation with a pert opener: “Merry Christmas girls I just thought you might want to share some memories of me with each other as am lonely this year and miss the lot of ya [sic].”
“I just thought I wanna get you all together in a group and say thanks for spending parts of your life with me even if it was a long time or a short time Bella lol (sic).”
Ex-girlfriend Gemma wrote back “wow” but Bella was a little more frank in her response: [expletive] off Tom, seriously. You really are a [expletive] disgusting [expletive].”
At that point ex-girlfriend Lisa left the chat without making a comment.
Bella added: “Do you really think this is funny? Putting me in a group with a girl I know you slept with while we were together?!”
At this point ex-girlfriend Steph joins the conversation: “Ok woah pet think what you want but Tom said you weren’t together after the holiday coz you [expletive] it (sic).’
An incensed Bella replies: “We were together ‘pet’ and Tom just lied to you like he does to everyone. He’s a pig.”
At this point Tom decides to set the record straight and writes: “Erm no Bella we weren’t together coz you went back up to Brid and just [expletive] me off and I sent you a message saying we were over (sic).”
An outraged Bella has clearly had enough and vehemently replies: “On Facebook which you should have known I never [expletive] check you [expletive].”
With the entire conversation descending into a circus Gemma mentions how hilarious she is finding the exchange, prompting an enraged Bella to direct her fury at her: “And who the [expletive] are you!?!?!?”
But an unruffled Gemma replies: “Me n Tom were together in school but we’re still mates find ur chill love (sic).”
Tom, who was clearly enjoying himself, added: “I just wanted to wish you all merry Christmas and Bella you’ve ruined it all again.”
After a few more choice swear words on their parts, an indignant Bella and Steph leave the conversation, leaving just a tipsy Tom and Gemma in the conversation.
Since it was shared on the Lad Bible’s Facebook page the messages have been liked more than 30,000 times and shared by 7,000 users.
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