Crazy World: Pastor dies during session with prostitute

A married pastor from Masvingo in Zimbabwe was found dead at a suspected prostitute residence on Monday, says My Zimbabwe News.

The area’s police spokesperson assistant, Nkuleko Nduna Mudondo, confirmed Gifford Mudondo, 67, died after a sex session with the commercial sex worker.

Nduna was found dead at Maida Chin’anga’s bedroom on the bed with his trousers on the floor.

Police were alerted of the incident and rushed to the scene where they collected Mudondo’s body.

At the pastor’s house in the Pangolin suburb, close family members said Mudondo had gone to the woman’s house to place orders since she is a tailor.

However, they could not explain how he (Nduna) ended up in the bedroom, let alone on a bed without his clothes on.

Sources privy to the goings-on said the pastor went to a bus terminus after signing off at his workplace, where he works as a driver, and proceeded to Chin’anga’s house in the neighbourhood.

“Mudondo left his vehicle parked at the terminus, ostensibly to avoid being seen by anyone who might recognize his car,” said a resident from Mucheke.

“The next thing we heard was that he’s dead and his body was found on the woman’s bed while naked, with his trousers on the floor,” he added.

Mudondo, he claimed, was Chin’anga’s well-known client with their shenanigans having gone viral throughout the suburb, adding that some congregants were fully aware of it.