Kathy Kiuna’s car prophesy tweet sparked hilarious reactions
Celebrity pastor, Reverend Kathy Kiuna has received what has now come to be an obvious backlash whenever she tweets something to do with her brand of prosperity gospel.
On Tuesday, Kiuna decided to spread the power of the Holy ghost fire past the walls of her church to her Twitter Followers where she promised them that they would all be driving in 40 days whether they have the money to buy it or not.
As expected, Kenyans On Twitter saw an opening and they went in, hard and hilariously.
Before the end of December, you shall be driving your own car in Jesus Name! #40DaysOfGlory
— Rev Kathy Kiuna (@RevKathyKiuna) November 14, 2017
From the phrasing of her tweet, pastor Kiuna was expecting a “somebody say amen” kind of reply but instead her prophesy tweet went from holy ghost fire to “what just happened?” real quick.
Really? How much can I tithe for that car to drop from the sky? pic.twitter.com/Z7yi6yWqG9
— Dan Ochieng (@dan_kochieng) November 15, 2017
yes mum BMW X5 incase the good lord asks you which one ad prefer
— SENIOR COUNJORA (@Od3ra_) November 15, 2017
Oya mami, ebu nieleze vile jamaa wa nduthi atakuwa na Mercedes by next month…na usiseme hiyo ufala ya kupanda mbegu priss
— Amalinze DeCat (@luo_man) November 14, 2017
Hizi ni kelele za chura😫
— Titus 🇰🇪 (@ohandotito30) November 15, 2017
Can we ask for a nduthi instead of a car???yangu ni Kawasaki ZX14 white in colour, engine capacity 1400Cc @kibekelele be my witness
— Wanjiku wa Njoroge (@machosmall) November 15, 2017
The type that makes you beleive that God sends angels every week to pick up tithes.
— Lawrence (@EdtechKE) November 15, 2017
Which December? we might be talking of Dec 2020? @hutch_son
— Charlie ツ (@CkayHektoh) November 15, 2017
It’s about salvation and not material wealth that we shall leave here on earth for relatives to fight over. Prosperity gospel has no place in the Kingdom of Heaven and Jesus preached a lot how difficult it was for the rich to get to heaven
— Ann Kariuki (@awkariuki) November 15, 2017
These 'people of God' will finish us one day LOL
— Timothy M🅰th🅰i ™ (@timothymathai) November 15, 2017
Sooo how does this work… Can I change this wish or is it set in stone coz I'd really much rather have rent or food or utilities or basically anything other than a car. Ama this wasn't meant for us muggles?
— Brian B. Gichaga (@B_Gichaga) November 15, 2017
Hahaha I receive it the same name.. Acha nianze kutafuta parking
— Ayumba Onguko (@OnAyumba) November 15, 2017
Ata hii Mum? pic.twitter.com/pXVfrQr6Bl
— 志々雄 真実 Shishio Makoto of the Shinsengumi Dynasty (@anj_116_) November 14, 2017
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